A podcast: *exists*
Blue Apron:
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when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?
The final boss
You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?
I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer
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setup and punchline
The artist is luo li rong
The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.
I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.
By the way, the statue is called La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:
And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):
“Dork ass losers”
OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her
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thanos has a prostate the size of an american football
Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19
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reblog for noises
TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON
*dry food crunches*
Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”
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This turned out WAY better than the last GOT wedding
this is so wholesome?????
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when you’re playing dnd and you character keeps rolling crit fails
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okay but where’s the link
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in the future everying is going to look all green and fuzzy like youre wearing night vision goggles
is it because everyone’s wearing night vision goggles
In the future everyone has night vision goggles
wouldn’t that suck during the day time? the future sounds awful
we’re going to have much bigger problems
What problems randy?
The sun went out
Where’d it go?
The night vision goggle companies extinguished it to increase profit margins
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remy:
remy:
ANYWAYS Comic Artists Are Valid In Not Being Able To Draw Feet Cause I Just Tried It And Drew A Fucking Hoof Instead
frankly it’s more concerning when they CAN draw feet. there’s only 1 reason for someone to get really good at that
You Know What! Tea!
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